Hello world, I have a question

The world is busy, I know, but I never let that get me down. I was persistent, committed, and even stubborn, and in the end I arranged an interview with her. Unfortunately it wasn't a sit-down, but I did get a few minutes of her time on the phone. Enjoy!

Wilson: Thank you so much for taking this time to talk with me, I can't express how excited I am to learn more about you.
World: You are very welcome.
Wilson: So I was hoping we could just jump into some questions, I am quite anxious.
World: That would be just fine.
Wilson: So my first question is about death. It seems that the older people get the more they think about it. Do you find that to be the same with you? Has it been a more pressing matter in recent years than it was when you were younger?
World: You know, I will be honest, it certainly creeps into my mind frequently now, but you can't blame me. People just won't shut up about how I am going to end soon. As for this year, I'm going to have a hard time sleeping until the 21st of December passes peaceably.
Wilson: As you look forward and realize the inevitability of your end, are you also reflective on the long life that you have already lived?
World: Oh sure. I love reflecting on the many choice experiences in my life. I mean, how many planets can say they have had organic matter stomping on their face for thousands of years. Really think about it! Of all the planets in the universe, I am one of the lucky ones that gets to see something really special. Do you know how rewarding it is to have a dinosaur gracefully walking your plains?
Wilson: I can't say that I do.....
World: ......
Wilson: Anyway, moving on. I think it would be fair to say that you have had a front seat to the human story. Throughout the ages you have seen many come and leave. What has been the most enjoyable part of it all?
World: Oh, I have always been a succor for family life. I mean, if I want entertainment or sports I can always go somewhere else. Do you really think that humans are more fun to watch in a race than a shark or a lion?
Wilson: I guess it depends on the lighting and refreshments.
World: That was a rhetorical question.
Wilson: Right.
World: But the family structure has a certain appeal to it.
Wilson: Okay. I can respect that, and now I have just one last question. How old are you really?
World: There is nothing appropriate about a question like that.
Wilson: I am so sorry. But at least tell me how much you weigh.
World: You've got to be kidding me.